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French
Quarter chapel 'an elope destination'
By DREW JUBERA Atlanta Journal-Constitution Staff Writer

The Rev.
Tony Talavera performs Vegas-style ceremonies at his French Quarter Wedding Chapel in New
Orleans. "It's just romantic here," he says.
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BOTTONI / AP . |
New
Orleans -- The young Wyoming couple opted out of the voodoo wedding, the cemetery wedding
and the Bourbon Street balcony wedding, where they'd have to step past a daiquiri machine
to climb the stairs. They chose something more traditional: the by-the-banks-of-Big-Muddy
wedding. At midnight.
"You're the
preacher?" the groom's stepfather asked as the Rev. Tony Talavera rolled up to a
gazebo on the edge of the French Quarter in a three-wheeled scooter, honking a tricycle
horn to announce his arrival.
Owner of the only wedding
chapel that local historians say has ever operated in the Quarter, Talavera went right to
work: unfolding a portable table, assembling plastic champagne glasses, pinning a
boutonniere on the groom's lapel.
He then herded everybody
together -- the bride crouched in her white gown to toss aside some litter in her path
before taking her spot -- and performed a casually affecting 15-minute ceremony. Passing
boats bayed and moonlight twinkled on the Mississippi. A drunk slumped on a nearby bench.
Everybody clinked plastic glasses.
"He's not what I was
expecting, when he showed up tooting his horn," said Becky Cummings, the groom's
mother. "But he was wonderful. I couldn't be more pleased."
The mile-square French
Quarter is the South's most potent blend of romance and decadence, and Talavera's chapel
is a novel attempt to cash in. While weddings are performed regularly in the Quarter's
quaint churches and elegant hotels, the chapel is the district's lone establishment
devoted solely to marital impulsiveness. The tourist-glutted neighborhood has gambling,
hookers and drunks, so the added Vegas-style wedding service seems an ideal fit. Talavera
hopes to make New Orleans a destination for eloping couples, and he's officiated at almost
500 weddings in the past 17 months.
Talavera operates out of a
converted coffin-making business on a dreary block of Burgundy Street, where the Quarter's
charms start to peter out. He performs about half his weddings inside his cheerfully
down-market chapel, the other half anywhere else (he offers swamp weddings).
About 20 percent of the
couples marry the same week they decide to take the plunge, and 90 percent of the business
is out-of-towners. Most find the chapel on the Internet (www.frenchquarterwedding.com) or while
strolling the Quarter. The previous owner developed a network of hotel concierges who
steer canoodling couples Talavera's way.
He marries a lot of
military personnel, does vow renewals, performs same-sex covenants. He's rushed through
ceremonies so couples could catch their honeymoon cruise ships. Tourists often gather
around his Jackson Square weddings and break into applause and toss the couples money when
he finishes. Street people stumble up to shake the newlyweds' hands.
"We're bringing the
romance that's already here," said Talavera, 46, a gentle, floppy-haired bear of a
man who combines a dreamy, childlike sincerity with an entrepreneur's eye for the prize.
"I enjoy the romance. We give them memories that will last a lifetime."
The chapel opened two
years ago by Don Baker. He'd already hired Talavera as an officiate and helped him become
an ordianed reverend. He saw Talavera as a natural. So he sold him the business.
"He puts more
emphasis on the meaning of the wedding than I did," Baker allowed.
Talavera indeed carries a
kind of been-through-it serenity. Battered and abused as a child in California, he was a
chef in San Francisco and a card dealer in Las Vegas before moving near Pittsburgh for a
liver transplant. He met his future wife, Lou Ann, and the two married poolside in,
naturally, Las Vegas.
He got involved in organ
donor awareness programs, then opened antiques stores and traveled to shows around the
country. Driving through New Orleans last summer to attend a show, he met Baker and found
his calling.
"I never met my
aptitude for life, and now here I am, in a new state and a new state of life,"
Talavera said. "It's just romantic here. Plus, I thought there was a lot of
money."
Talavera describes his
ceremonies as economical, stress-free alternatives to the kinds of relationship-cracking
weddings that can take months to plan and cost tens of thousands of dollars.
Cost of a basic French
Quarter Wedding Chapel ceremony: $199. (Senior citizens: $179. Cops and servicemen: $159.)
Average length: 20 minutes.
There's a 72-hour waiting
period for a marriage license in Louisiana, but that's easily sidestepped. Couples can
walk five blocks to City Hall and apply for a waiver. It takes an hour. The only caveat:
The office is closed on weekends.
"The pressures of
planning a wedding and paying for it drives a lot of couples to elope," Talavera
said. "This is an elope destination."
Talavera has seen his
share of weddings that mirror the City That Care Forgot. He performed one ceremony inside
a bar, another while the best man was bent over sick from eating oysters. He arrived at
one hotel wedding to find the groom falling-down drunk (he'd talked with the couple the
day before, so exempted his rule against marrying the inebriated). As he pronounced the
vows, the groom slurred aloud: "I just love you, Tony!"
The ceremonies could get
loopier. Talavera hopes to open a chapel on Bourbon Street, the district's decadent soul.
He's applied for zoning approval from the city. Some locals worry about a troubling trend.
"I don't think they
want to convert it into a Las Vegas. You know, 'Viva New Orleans!' " said Hector
Pineda, inspector for the Vieux Carré Commission, which regulates renovations in the
Quarter.
But Baker thinks it would
be great. He said every French Quarter Wedding Chapel service -- no matter where it's
performed -- has one thing in common.
"The people are
genuinely in love," he said. "On that day."
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